Category:Ape-Shit Crazy

Excessive Ape-Shit Craziness has Driven many woodpeckers to suicide.

An Ape-Shit Crazy Ape

Dear viewers, This apple juice is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly ape-shit crazy. Its cuteness and vulgarness do nothing to aid this. The iPod is ape-shit crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to suffocate this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become ape-shit crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your coccyx.

This xylophone is for xylophones that are during the xylophone of Uncyclopedia. If you pwn these xylophones, your abdomen will probably pwn for the next 9,389,406,528 millenia.